Spida’s Valentines Vasectomy

Gold FM Breakfast Host Peter ‘Spida’ Everitt will be giving his wife Sheree the ultimate gift for Valentine’s Day; a vasectomy.

Sheree has been asking Spida to have the snip for years and has told him that, after many years of forgotten or bad gifts, all she wants for Valentine’s Day this year is for him to have a vasectomy.

Spida is ready for the procedure and says,

“When I was growing up, I always dreamt of playing for the Big V. That was playing AFL for Victoria but, 10 years on, the Big V is a totally different game! I’m nervous, I’m excited, and I can’t believe that the Big V Day is finally here!”

Spida’s co-host, Bridget Daley, supports the decision,

“I’m very proud of Spida! It’s the ultimate gift to his beautiful wife Sheree. A vasectomy is the gift that stops giving!”

Fellow co-host, Richard Fowler, says,

“The Big Man didn’t cry whilst his body took a beating during his AFL career but, when he goes under the knife for his Vasectomy, I think it might bring him to tears… especially because Spida hates needles!”

Spida will be having his vasectomy on Monday the 15th of February 2016 at the Metrocentre in Miami where Gold FM will be broadcasting the Breakfast Show live. 

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