Fitzy and Wippa take on Donald Trump

With wigs, fake tan and “tiny hands”, Nova’s Fitzy and Wippa have  taken on Donald Trump.

Posted on Facebook this morning their parody song has already had over 27 thousand views.

Here are the lyrics in case you want to sing along – sung to the tune of Wham’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.”

He discriminates, he intimidates, he manipulates, he just regurgitates
 
You said “Build a Wall” straight from the start,
Which got a big bom bow on the ethnic card.
Gun control, please explain,
He said BANG lets make America great again
But something’s bugging us
We’ve been trumped
You’ve had more marriages
Than you’ve called bankrupt
You’re a narcissist 
And that hair
Your head looks like 
It’s been attacked by ‘The Revenant’ bear
 
Donald Trump, you have to go go,
You’re a bigot, racist and homophobe.
Donald Trump, he has to go go
He pays less tax than the whole of Dubai
Donald Trump, do not vote, vote
Think of the next generation YOLO
Donald Trump, he has to go go-whoa
And We’ll be dancing tonight
 
(Fake Tan)
You swim in Cheetos every day,
Which makes your teeth shine brighter than the pearly gates.
You don’t drink so you stay off the cans,
And you can’t pick them up with your tiny hands
 
You’re pompous, pretentious, and you’re a fool
I’d rather vote for this dog’s stool
Come on Donald, listen to your wife
At least she makes sense, even though it’s been plagiarized

Donald Trump you have to go go 
You’re the political Yoko Ono
Donald Trump you have to go go
Cause you’re a pig, that misogynist guy!
Donald Trump you have to go-go
We’d like to thank you through the voice of Dido
“And I want to thank you…”
Donald Trump, you have to go-go-whoa
You’re the business guy
Go back to ruining lives
 
Yeah yeah yeah!

We need inspiration and eloquence 
But yours is drowned by your arrogance 
You haven’t fought the fight like other Presidents
You’re the original Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump, you have to go go,
You’re a bigot, racist and homophobe.
Donald Trump, he has to go go-whoa
And We’ll be dancing tonight!

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