The Nova Network‘s drive team of Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel had to file a defense case yesterday after Smallzy found a single toe nail in the NOVA hallway (and outside the Drive team’s office). He joined the show to cut to the quick about the shocking find and his theories and suspicions.

Joel: We have been defamed! Framed and dragged through the mud.

Ricki-Lee: We’ve been slandered.

Tim: Where is Smallzy…where is he?

Joel: So what happened is a toenail has been found…here’s a grab of Smallzy blabbing on about it in the Surgery last night!

Smallzy (Audio Grab): I was walking past Ricki-Lee, Tim and Joel’s office. What do I see? Somebody has ripped their toenail off and left it on the carpet. I don’t think it’s Ricki-Lee’s toenail. It wasn’t giving feminine energy, but it also didn’t look masculine enough to be a man’s toenail. Trust me when I say this, we’ll commence a full investigation to find out whose toenail that is.

Ricki-Lee: Ok but if it was my toenail, this big body would have to sit on the carpet outside the door of our office, take off my shoe, and my ankle socks, rip it off, then place it on the ground, put my ankle sock back on, then my sneaker, then get this big body up, and then continue walking to the studio. It’s not mine!

Tim: Look I’m a barefoot crusader at home. I love it. Sometimes even walk to the shop with no shoe on. But in here at work, my foot is never out of a sock

Joel: I’ve never seen your exposed foot at work. It can’t be, it can’t be any of the three of us.

Smallzy: Well there is one among us, I’m close to asking for the security camera footage

The mystery continues. Can’t wait for Smallzy to ask for the nail footage.