Cutbacks at K-Elf, The Official Radio Station of Santa Claus

(North Pole) K-ELF radio, the official radio station of Santa Claus and his workshop, announced a staff cutback due to increasing costs. The ongoing recession has decreased the amount of jingle from coins, forcing K-ELF General Manager, Shorty Stumpkins, to layoff some air-staff, reports Corey Dietz, with tongue firmly in cheek, on About Radio.