In a satirical commentary on the recent Alan Jones controversy, the ABC’s Clarke and Dawe have a ‘private conversation’ with Alan Jones, plagued with ‘bad sound.’

…Hang on a second. Don, can we turn him down, please. It’s very loud.

You invite me on your program and then you don’t want to hear what I’ve got to say. That’s a cracker, Bryan.

Now, we do wanna hear what you got to say, but it’s distorting, actually, Mr Jones.

How dare you. I’m distorting? I’m not distorting anything. How dare you suggest I’m distorting…

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