This morning Kyle & Jackie O interviewed a man who claims he was seduced by a dolphin named Dolly back in the 1970’s.

The interview got off to a good start with Malcolm Brenner, who has filmed a documentary about this fishy tale, explaining how he fell in love with the sea-going mamal.

“I was resisting her for the first several months but she was persistent.” said Brenner.

But then Kyle had to ask if there were any other animals that Mr Brenner had had relations with. He admitted to a poodle when he was very young. That’s when Jackie intervened and suggested that beastialty was illegal which triggered the dump button.